Quick Calculation

Mother: Go clean up the dishes so I can prepare dinner.

Teenager: But I already did the dishes once today!

Mother: Your job’s to wash the dishes after I’ve cooked.  Teenager: Yeah, right!

Mother:  And how many times a day do you eat?

Teenager (Grumbles): But I’m not doin’ the dishes EVERY time we eat! Once a day’s enough!

Mother: That’s cool!

Teenager: What’s cool?

Mother: …Preparing only one meal a day!
By the way, just so I’ll know, what’ll it be: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

About emanita01

I am a Franco-american woman who hails from Massachusetts. I live in France near the Swiss border, only minutes away from Geneva. I am a Social Entrepreneur in the making, a Gospel singer, Actrice, Stand-up Comic & member of an Improvisational Theater troupe. I am also gravitating towards writing a book or two, a couple of plays and a one-woman show.
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2 Responses to Quick Calculation

  1. terri0729 says:

    Ha-Ha! as the mother of a teen, I loved it 🙂 grins, Terri

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