Subject: Black & White TV and Women

Here’s another one from my lady sage.

After being married for 50 years, one day a man took a careful look at his wife and said
“Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.

Now … we have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and  watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s  problems.


About emanita01

I am a Franco-american woman who hails from Massachusetts. I live in France near the Swiss border, only minutes away from Geneva. I am a member of the Geneva Writers Group and the Association La Forge, a literary group based in France. I write stories, poems and am currently working on a couple of plays, a one-woman show and actively learning how to perform stand-up comedy.
This entry was posted in Fodder for Thought, Women & Wisdom, Women Sharing and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Subject: Black & White TV and Women

  1. OptyMyst says:

    Oh! That’s wonderful!

  2. Pretty Good and true. Thanks.

  3. Gary says:

    This is great, I’m picturing an old guy, pot belly and balding resting in his easy chair. He’s waiting for his wife (also the maid and home economics specialist) to bring his hot meal as he stares deeply into the television screen. He ponders his golf game for that day, while his wife slaves away trying to keep her old goat well fed!
    Go look in the mirror dude….and get a clue about your own image.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s